| Category 1: All-season rider |
| LL Bean Hand warmers | Like the ones you find at your neighborhood REI, but cheaper, and small enough to fit inside gloves. |
| Corazzo lap apron | As if riding a scooter didn’t attract enough attention. Scott swears by these, tells hecklers it keeps his "junk" warm. |
| Corrazo under-hoody | A little pricey, but worth it if you’re determined to win the Cold Weather Challenge. |
| Category 2: “Mr. Sensible” |
| Continental Zippy 1's | Best all-round tires ever. (All-round, get it?) |
| Magnum scooter horn | Wake the dead. Or those schmucks still driving Hummers. |
| Chevron gas card | When gas was $4.50, these were bellwethers. Now that gas is $1.75, they’re ironic. Still a great stocking stuffer. |
| Corrazo messenger bag | It’s essential commuter gear, not a man-purse, dammit. We love ‘em. |
| Cramp-Buster | Some of our more senior members complain about all-day rides. Invented for motorcyclists, these help a lot. |
| Nolan N30 helmet | Retro meets modern, with a pilot visor to boot. Colors can be hard to find, but for the well-dressed scooter babe, worth the search. |
| Category 3: “The fashion plate” |
| Modified Apparel | Style by scooterists, for scooterists. E Pluribus Unum, baby. |
| Corrazo shop jacket | Looks like the official club jacket, but offers actual crash protection. Darwin’s choice. |
| Hammer swag | A gold sponsor, sure. But we’re hawking this stuff because it’s cool. |
| Genuine® work shirt | Look like your Uncle Hank the auto mechanic would - if he worked on Stellas instead of Buicks. |
| Moto-Kitty | Not sure if these folks are still around, but Charlotte loves the metallic silver, diner-booth vinyl bag she snagged at 2007’s Amerivespa. |
| Minion gear | Just tees and mugs so far, but the logo’s cool, and Café Press does fine work. |
| Category 4: “Stockings / are hung” |
| Vespa valve caps | Bling sucks. These represent detailing. |
| Shag magnets | Shag stuff is scooter-riffic, and these magnets hold lots of girlie pix on the ‘fridge. |
| Drink holder | Jury’s out on how well these hold a latté, but get it to work, and you’ll be someone’s hero. |
| Shag swag | We’ve already raved about Shag design. Lots more, cheap. |
| Shag checks | Someone we know actually uses these. (Scooter whore.) |
| Utili-Kilt | Set your boys loose. (Just don’t ride with us when you do.) |
| Category 5: “Mr. Moneybags” |
| Vintage Vespa | If you’re determined to buy a fully-restored, classic Vespa on-line, these babies by Scooterworks are probably your best bet. |
| Drool-worthy | Some of the big shops have babies like this from time to time, but Monarch has kept us awash in eye candy for quite awhile now. |
| Small frame Vespa | Primaveras are way, way fun rides. Search Craigslist for a year or so, or try this Canadian outfit. |
| Vespa of Spokane | Today's new, tomorrow's classic. Invest in classic today. |
| Category 6: “The grab-bag” |
| Etsy | Hit this site and type in “scooters.” So much stuff, your brain may go Jiffy Pop.™ |
| Scooter Swag | This site’s followed scooter chichi for years. Take advantage of their surfin’ links. |
| Obama stickers | Sweet, sweet joy for some. Sweet, sweet revenge for others. |
| Scoot! Quarterly | One of the first, and still the best scooter magazines. Back issues are always welcome. |
| Glenn Reid Studio | Let Mr. Reid’s artwork grace your living room, shop, or sweaty, gross torso. |
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